Expert of Experts Things HE Didnt Tell Neale About Commerce
By: Drew Kittinger

DK: You may not know this?(Sigh!) Scratch that. Remember when I spent some time working with the Course in Miracles?

Missed it.

DK: You missed it? I spent a year on that and bought every book there was to supplement the course. What did you do, join Kurt Vonnegut Jr.?s Church of God the Totally Indifferent?

(Laughs!)

DK: I can?t believe I just typed in laughs with a Capital L and an exclamation point in parentheses. And fast, too!

Roman hands and Russian fingers.

DK: But I can only type with two fingers. You use them all. Even my thumbs. Oh, no! Late onset schizophrenia, is that what they call this thing I have? Schizoids, they?re the ones talk to?I thought my incredibly expensive meds were holding this in check. Wait a minute?people get to read this: I?m cooked. And now I?m looking to my fingers for reassurance. Oh, Cra?

Can we please move on with this?

DK: Okay, okay?I?m sorry. Oh My God! Who?s butt am I trying to kiss here? My own? All right, Drew, you?re a worthy person and protected by the angels.

I like that one, too!

DK: Self-esteem course?on-line. I own every deck of Angel, Tarot, and Medicine cards ever made. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Saint Christopher and all the Saints, what is happening to me?

Good one. And you?re a Jew!

DK: Oh yeah? How would you know? You probably never even looked to see if I was circumcised! I cover my bases you know. Figure a couple hundred a year in the Poor Box.

Breathe, Drew.

DK: Maybe that?s it. Yeah, I got it, I must be hyperventilating?Ohdeeing?how do you spell that?

O?d-ing should work.

DK: Yeah?O?d-ing on oxygen and doing holotropic stuff that?s making me hallucinate like I?m in contact with God. It?s worth the grand I paid for that course to see what I?m doing to myself. Thanks! Wait a minute, did I just?

Now that is a good way to do it, too, you know.

DK: I?m not even on acid?wait a minute, maybe this is a flashback.

That means you?ve been here before, with me, in this way? (sings) We have all been here before, we have all been here be-fore!

DK: Good Heavens, that was Crosby, Stills and Nash I heard?

Young, too. Talk about transcendent! Now that?s music that gets you right to me.

DK: I?ve got every album they ever made. Nothing like this ever?! Maybe if I do some Greet the Sun yoga postures I can get myself centered enough?Oh, hell?what happened to my mat? It had a golden threaded border?

Now you?re talking! Frees up circulation to all the charkas. Precious metals as energy-booster?Good path to get to me!

DK: Would you please stop this? My hands are cramping up. Can I take a break to give myself some Reiki? I?m a Master, you know.

So you do understand the difference between using Universal Healing Energy and your own life-force?

DK: You kidding? That one cost me a five-day retreat! Maybe, just maybe, if I set some crystals around this computer I?d?

Quit fighting?Surrender.

DK: Surrender? I gifted this Native American family my Chevy Van just to get into a sweat lodge. Boy, I sure learned about surrender there! Maybe that?s the key.

Yup?that was one!

DK: Damn?I?m exhausted. I feel like I did after I flew to San Francisco to run in that marathon; exhausted, and BROKE!

I?m not charging you anything for this.

DK: Don?t kid yourself, Lord. I dropped a good two-grand to get this computer set up, just so we could have this bonding time together.

It?s a vehicle. They?re all vehicles. You?re a vehicle, I?m a vehicle and everything we invent to get closer to the Source gets us closer to the source. It?s that simple.

DK: I?m sorry, but give me a minute to re-read what I?you just wrote.

I?m here.

DK: This is absolutely amazing. You don?t argue with what sells, do you?

Spread the Word!

Up until a little while ago, Drew thought he was just a hack. But then he tuned into http://mauihealingartist.com and learned that his only job is to be the fullest Drew that he can possibly be. There, he learned, there are things that can come through him that cannot be matched by anyone. This is true with you, too. Enjoy the Journey!