Attention WalMart Sales People Stop Trying to Sell Bananas to Every One
By: Lance Winslow

Most people who buy bananas know that Wal-Mart has the lowest price at $.39 per pound. Other grocery stores sell bananas at upwards of $1.39 per pound and for those Wal-Mart shoppers well they know who has the lowest prices and thus, I say: Attention; Wal-Mart Sales People Stop Trying to Sell Bananas to Every One. We already know.

In fact Wal-Mart sells more Bananas than toilet paper, milk and ride-on lawn mowers both in quantity and per pound to their shoppers. With huge displays of Bananas it is obvious that they sell tons each day at their Wal-Mart Super Stores. With 160,000 skews bananas are number one and that says a lot for the human race, we are all a bunch of banana eating chimpanzees with only a slightly larger brain.

But luckily Wal-Mart is smart enough to know what the masses of human beings want and they deliver them to us by the banana loads. If you are a sales person or customers service representative at Wal-Mart; no need to try to sell us bananas, we already know that you are the Lowest Prices on that commodity. And by the way thank you for the all the low prices. Consider this in 2006.

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